You might be wondering what this post has to do with video games, and why you’re staring at an image of what appears to be regurgitated bovine cud nestled within a greasy tortilla shell. I’m not going to dignify your silly obsession with video games, but I will expand your previously bedridden mind and culture with this exposition of why the shit sandwich you see here is just so awesome.

This, my friends, is a taco from Jack In The Box. Yes, the only fast food drive through open all the time, that willingly serves you what you see above with all the temerity of the short korean gift shop owner who skillfully convinced my mom to buy me Starburst when I was five because it was indeed gum and not candy with wax and sugar as the two main ingredients.

The beauty of this little gem here is, despite the fact that it looks like shit, and despite the fact that they’ve managed to bend the rules of physics by producing a tortilla that is simultaneously rock-hard on the outside and mushy on the inside, is that it flippin tastes wonderful. Such a remarkable feat, how can something fashioned by robots look so bad and taste so good! Fuck you Taco Bell, with your beauty model tortilla shells and dainty crunch.

This is a real man’s taco.