So, I know this site has a lot of negative posts, and I did originally intend this post to be positive. I had a great time playing Left 4 Dead 2, it’s the original Left 4 Dead x 5. Of course I played it during E3, and as we didn’t have 10 people there I was quite busy taking pictures and whatnot. Well, now everyone and their mother has reviewed L4D2, so there really isn’t a point in me reviewing it. You see, the reviews are positive, and mine would be as well. Instead, I’d like to talk to all you L4D2 protesters and make one simple request. Go die in a car fire.

Valve is not a company that does things very fast, in fact Valve has their own theory of time called ‘Valve Time‘. Click on that link if you don’t believe me, notice the url is ValveSoftware.com. So, apparently Left 4 Dead Protesters (from now on known as L4DPs) are ecstatic that they have to wait years between Valve games, anything that comes out sooner bunches their panties into a wad. Now I’m going to assume most of these people paid the full price when the game came out, but I’m sure the truth is 90% bought it when it was 25 bucks on the half price weekend. They’ve played it a bit since then, but feel ripped off when a sequel was announced so early. They’re probably thinking, “I’ve barely even gotten into the game yet!” or, “I so <3 Zoey and the new one has a black chick!". I know what you're thinking dear reader, you are correct. L4DPs casual gaming racists.

To address first fake quote, many people have already gotten their moneys worth then some. It's nice that Valve releases updates, they publicly stated still will for L4D. Just because play campaign every weekend doesn't mean L4D2 is coming out too early, just infrequently. Zombie Genocide Achievement which means I've killed 53,595 zombies, definitely got my money's worth. Anyway, same who bought Rockband 1, 2, buy Beatles Lego (not to mention all DLC along way). They justify those purchases they're used games year, but when sequel year later get hot bothered. didn't throw skin on L4D, these survivors in setting with infected types weapons. also updated omnipresent AI Director its newest version does some tricks uniquely suited L4D2. It seems wanted add bit more story game so your bucket as well. When looking at sum of updates it makes sense comes us opposed being patched back into L4D; if them you'd basically be patching an entire game. Basically, thought about second instead such petulant child would realize logic reasoning behind move.

The point was, course, joke. There little truth though, come love Bill, Zoey, Louis, Francis. The problem there isn't much them, we don't even hear dialog between other than asides elevator talk. Apparently individual backstories revealed through dialogue throughout campaigns. fancy voice actors too, crazy dude from Generation Kill (Eric Laden) to voice Ellis and that other boxing guy (Chad Coleman) from The Wire to voice the coach (but sadly no Dom from Gears of War). It really seems that since L4D was so widely accepted Valve decided to go overboard on improving it, to the point where they made an entire sequel to the original game. THESE ARE GOOD THINGS, just think about it for a second and you’ll come to that conclusion as well.

Anyway, I have spoken too much about this stupid subject. Other blogs have covered this as well and they’re all saying the same goddamn thing, STFU and be happy they updated it so soon. L4DPs bring down the IQ of the Internet in general, they’re the kind of people who spell definitely definately. Get some class guys, you need it.