Review: Paper Toss – iPhone

So today happens to be an extremely slow news day, and you know what happens on extremely slow news days? IPHONE APP REVIEWS!!! Today we’ll look at Paper Toss by Backflip Studios, currently the #1 Free App on the App Store. Of course we can’t just do a normal review, that would be too boring! Today’s review is done in the style of a game journalist who goes off on tangents.
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GolgoCast Episode 1

So here we have another installment of our newly named podcast, GolgoCast. In this episode we have increased our number of podcastees from 3 to 5. Joining us this episode are Josh, Cory, Jorge, Rich, and Alon. Check it out and tell us what you think, and sorry for my Mic guys, we’re still ironing out the wrinkles.

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Wii MotionPlus shows its muscle

Now that the new Tiger Woods released on the Wii (with the Wii MotionPlus accessory), some of you have figured out the MotionPlus doesn’t totally suck. Since the Golgotron crew is so f’ing cool, we figured this out a long time ago… like a whole week ago at E3.

Check out this video comparing how the system tracks the Wii Remote with and without the MotionPlus.
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Left 4 Dead 2 Protesters Are A Blight Upon Humanity

So, I know this site has a lot of negative posts, and I did originally intend this post to be positive. I had a great time playing Left 4 Dead 2, it’s the original Left 4 Dead x 5. Of course I played it during E3, and as we didn’t have 10 people there I was quite busy taking pictures and whatnot. Well, now everyone and their mother has reviewed L4D2, so there really isn’t a point in me reviewing it. You see, the reviews are positive, and mine would be as well. Instead, I’d like to talk to all you L4D2 protesters and make one simple request. Go die in a car fire.
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Xbox 360 Games on Demand: the Real Future of Gaming

Well, E3 has come and gone and now most of the dust has settled. A lot of stuff was announced and we got to see a lot of new games, it was all very exciting. Among the most talked about announcements were the new motion controllers from Sony and Microsoft. As you may have read, Natal doesn’t have me all that excited, and I personally feel that these motion controls do not represent the true future of gaming in any way. While that may be true, there is a new feature on the Xbox 360 that makes my pants feel funny. While everyone was focused on Natal they missed what Microsoft had to say on Games on Demand, a feature which they are greatly underplaying.
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Golgotron Podcast!111!! Episode 0

So we spontaneously decided to record a podcast last night, and after much troubleshooting we were able to get something together. Either listen to it through the handy player or download it, and as it is an hour or so in length I suggest you go for the download. Oh and the picture is homage to Britney Spears getting topless.

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What in the World (of Warcraft)

After E3, I should be getting video edited to entertain you all. However, I’m on the lamb in Iowa and unable to properly redub the stuff for a while.

So, instead, and as a means of stalling until I’m able to get that stuff posted, I provide you this image and ask what the fuck is going on with this world that allows World of Warcraft to somehow become associated with a flavored soft drink.