
Project Natal: Everything That Is Wrong With Gaming
It has been a pretty popular rumor for quite a while that Microsoft was going to be announcing a new camera based motion controller at E3 and it is finally here, Project Natal. Before I say anything else you first need to watch the intro video that Microsoft played to get an idea at what Nintendo is trying to accomplish with Natal. Also not the disclaimer at the beginning of the video that says, “Product vision: actual features and functionality may vary.”
So there you have it, Project Natal, ugh. What the fuck is Microsoft thinking? I know that the Wii is extremely profitable right now and Microsoft is just trying to 1 UP them but this hardly seems like the right way to go. You all watched that video right? All of those people looked like a bunch of fucking tools. Why the fuck would a person ever want to pretend to hold a power drill and change a tire of a race car?
Microsoft started their press conference with some great content aside from Tony Hawk RIDE. They showed a handful of games like Modern Warfare 2, Crackdown 2, Shadow Complex, Forza 3, Splinter Cell Conviction, and Halo 3: ODST. All of these games look like they are going to be great and, guess what they have in common? They all require a traditional controller. There is no way a game like Halo 3: ODST could be controlled with a camera
Microsoft and other companies seem to have this idea that when you take what we consider to be a traditional controller away and replace it with body motion or a motion sensitive controller that enables the player to have more control they are actually doing to opposite. I have an idea, instead of using steering wheels, let’s install a camera into cars that just looks at what are hands are doing to determine which way to turn and when to change gears, it would be a disaster.
Here is what it comes down to, this sort of camera control will never be a mainstream control method that will be used in the most popular games, it just won’t happen. Natal is neat in regards to technology and what it is able to do, but it isn’t practical in real use. I don’t want to wave my fucking hands around in the air to scroll through some fucking movies, using a controller is BETTER and EASIER, it just isn’t as neato burrito.
Bottom line, fuck.







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