We’re just like you, man. We come down to these conferences, and we spend our time trying to figure out how to get into the cool events. So when I got an invite to the Sony press briefing and Cory didn’t, we had to find a way. Josh? Fuck Josh. He wanted to sleep anyway.

This is our guide for how to sneak into shit. And don’t think it doesn’t work. It’s totally gonna work. I’m writing this before the fact, but you won’t read it until after we’re in.

Step one: Find people with the required wrist band. Hanging out at the sign-in area should do the trick. (see header image)

Step two: Cut extraneous pieces of wrist band off the wrist bands belonging to the kind souls with whom you’ve just made friends. You can also use discarded pieces that may have already been removed. If you’ve got your own, like me, bonus points for figuring out how to get it off your own wrist after the sign-in lady put it on all loose for you.

Step three: Tape the bits and pieces together until you have a facsimile of the original. Careful with the tape – the hair in your wrist will thank you.

Step four: Confidence.

In. Like. Flynn.

Suck it.

Update: Cory has been cleaning the sand out of his vagina all morning. Unfortunately, all that attention to his femme parts didn’t do the trick, and he’s staying back in the hotel to watch the press briefing on G4. It would have worked…