Comments on: Molly and Cory Double-Team Kratos http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/ Eat the Gtron, bitches! Tue, 22 May 2012 09:11:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Ron Workman http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-599 Ron Workman Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:19:32 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-599 Corey gave me a "Slurpee" in a closet (ironic) once. I would like to make sex with you maam. Don't worry. I am rich. I just got an email letting me know that my Nigerian uncle King David Jaffe Joffer died and left me a shitload of cash and lion pelts and shit. So we can roll around naked in the lion pelts and yell at that fucking Jorge! guy with the exclamation point behind his name. Did you know he watches you pee sometimes? Did I mention I want to make sex on you? Love, Oprah Corey gave me a “Slurpee” in a closet (ironic) once.
I would like to make sex with you maam. Don’t worry. I am rich. I just got an email letting me know that my Nigerian uncle King David Jaffe Joffer died and left me a shitload of cash and lion pelts and shit. So we can roll around naked in the lion pelts and yell at that fucking Jorge! guy with the exclamation point behind his name. Did you know he watches you pee sometimes?
Did I mention I want to make sex on you?
Love,
Oprah

]]> By: SubjectNameHere http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-598 SubjectNameHere Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:35:58 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-598 I got a pina colada Slurpee the other day and it was amazing. The Mountain Dew one had potential but oddly wasn't sweet enough. Red's always a good choice. Grape was kinda meh, and better as a purple Slush Puppy (a.k.a. Squishy) back when Circle K tried to compete. I got a pina colada Slurpee the other day and it was amazing. The Mountain Dew one had potential but oddly wasn’t sweet enough. Red’s always a good choice. Grape was kinda meh, and better as a purple Slush Puppy (a.k.a. Squishy) back when Circle K tried to compete.

]]> By: QuizMaster http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-597 QuizMaster Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:33:00 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-597 Bless you, staff and commentators of Golgotron for calling them what they are - Slurpees! Bless you, staff and commentators of Golgotron for calling them what they are – Slurpees!

]]> By: Ernie http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-596 Ernie Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:26:02 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-596 Why does everytime I see or hear about a slurpee I think of that fantastic and epic Pauly Shore movie Encino Man where Brenden Fraiser "Weezes the Juice" and drinks straight from the machine... I think I just added something to the bucket list. Why does everytime I see or hear about a slurpee I think of that fantastic and epic Pauly Shore movie Encino Man where Brenden Fraiser “Weezes the Juice” and drinks straight from the machine… I think I just added something to the bucket list.

]]> By: MoreDakka http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-595 MoreDakka Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:06:27 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-595 @NamelessTed: You're not alone- I don't think I've ever really had a Slurpee before either... By the way- I just have to say that those pictures of you trying the slurpee are quite cute Molly. :D Just had to add that little detail... :) @NamelessTed:

You’re not alone- I don’t think I’ve ever really had a Slurpee before either…

By the way- I just have to say that those pictures of you trying the slurpee are quite cute Molly. :D

Just had to add that little detail… :)

]]> By: NamelessTed http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-594 NamelessTed Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:35:47 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-594 I am going to go out on a limb and say that I have never had an actual Slurpee before. I have had plenty of ICEEs in the day, but we never had 7-Elevens where I growing up. ICEEs are cooler anyways because there is an awesome polar bear on the machine and cups. I am going to go out on a limb and say that I have never had an actual Slurpee before. I have had plenty of ICEEs in the day, but we never had 7-Elevens where I growing up. ICEEs are cooler anyways because there is an awesome polar bear on the machine and cups.

]]> By: Molly http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-593 Molly Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:09:36 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-593 My favorite Slurpee will always be the Coca Cola flavored one. Mmm-mmm tasty. But when that's not available, give me Cherry. Or red flavor. Yes, red is a flavor. My favorite Slurpee will always be the Coca Cola flavored one. Mmm-mmm tasty.

But when that’s not available, give me Cherry. Or red flavor. Yes, red is a flavor.

]]> By: Belisle http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-592 Belisle Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:38:36 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-592 Back in my day, Slurpees came in red and blue.... AND THATS IT! Back in my day, Slurpees came in red and blue…. AND THATS IT!

]]> By: SubjectNameHere http://Golgotron.com/2010/03/molly-and-cory-double-team-kratos/#comment-591 SubjectNameHere Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:35:32 +0000 http://golgotron.com/?p=4089#comment-591 There needs to be an age gate on this erotic tale. There needs to be an age gate on this erotic tale.

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