Play Inferno or I Will Fight You!

Play Inferno or I Will Fight You!

If Geometry Wars and Gauntlet had a baby, it would be Inferno.  You might think to yourself, “Self, why didn’t I think of this?” and the answer is simple: Because it’s simply not worth it.  It’s got a very cyberpunk feel to it (like Geometry Wars) and has keys and stages (like Gauntlet).  Sure, the game’s only a dollar.  Sure, I could see how someone could get addicted to it for the two hours it offers, but it’s no Pixeljunk Shooter.

Will I continue to play it?  Probably, but that’s only because I’m the kind of person who will play a game just because I bought it.  I haven’t gotten to play the multiplayer yet, but I’m sure that’s going to add a level of frustration that I’m just not prepared to put up with…  Until I find someone to play with.

What is this game really missing?  A super-sweet drunken soundtrack consisting of one song, begging you to buy the game you’re currently playing…  “It’s only a dollllaaarrr and I hope you will plaaay it!”

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Posted By:  Huemiller