I’ve got a riddle for you, “What happens if you don’t buy the new Professor Layton and the Last Specter game this October 17th?”…. The answer? I will murder your Children! That’s right, bitch! Layton’s back, and this mutha fucka’s in 3D too–All up in yo’ eyes and shit! My game is gonna be off the chain with puzzles. Crazy shit! You all gonna be like, “Where’s this go?” IT GOES IN THE ROUND HOLE, WHORE! And I know this… I’m God-Damn Professor! So kids, you run off and tell your parents to buy this game. I don’t care if you have to cry, or steal, or break shit… cause you buyin’ this game. Cause if you don’t, Grandma’s not waking up from her 5 o’ clock nap….
Also I’m givin’ you Brownie Brown developed bonus “Professor Layton’s London Life RPG“, cause I’m a nice Mutha Fucka… like Santa and shit… So buy it!