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Alon's Blog

  • 01.30.10
    Gaming, Porn, & Synergy: Playboy does Bayonetta (poorly) Alon's Blog, Featured | (3)
    Just as American Idol attracts a subset of "singers" who have no business performing in public, Playboy is inundated with audition photos from women who simply shouldn't be seen in public. Those are the girls Playboy puts in gaming shoots. But there's a more important question to be asked. Push yourself past the apparent fact that the girls used for Playboy's Bayonetta lookalike contest are straight out of the trailer park (I know it's hard, but try). Instead, ask yourself this: Did Sega pay to have this content produced as a means of disguised advertising, or is this collaboration between Sega ...
  • 06.07.09
    What in the World (of Warcraft) Alon's Blog | (1)
    After E3, I should be getting video edited to entertain you all. However, I'm on the lamb in Iowa and unable to properly redub the stuff for a while. So, instead, and as a means of stalling until I'm able to get that stuff posted, I provide you this image and ask what the fuck is going on with this world that allows World of Warcraft to somehow become associated with a flavored soft drink.