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  • 06.19.09
    Colbert on Natal: I Wish I Could Make Jokes NamelessTed's Blog | (0)
    Last night's episode of The Colbert Report featured a little piece about the new Microsoft Project Natal. Obviously, I am not excited for the new device and don't like what it represents at all. Where other show hosts like Jimmy Fallon have decided that Natal is the coolest thing they have ever done, Colbert decides to mock the device and pretty much says exactly how I feel about the device. Check out the video:
  • 06.07.09
    What in the World (of Warcraft) Alon's Blog | (1)
    After E3, I should be getting video edited to entertain you all. However, I'm on the lamb in Iowa and unable to properly redub the stuff for a while. So, instead, and as a means of stalling until I'm able to get that stuff posted, I provide you this image and ask what the fuck is going on with this world that allows World of Warcraft to somehow become associated with a flavored soft drink.
  • 06.02.09
    Steve Wiebe Attempts to Regain Donkey Kong Record LIVE! E3 09, NamelessTed's Blog | (1)
    Watch it here. I almost forgot. It is E3 and right now Steve Wiebe is trying to get the world record at Donkey Kong once more. Go watch it. Its going to take him a long time but its going to be exciting, he is so fucking good at it. [updated 1] Steve was at about 175,000 points and the power seems to have cut out. If this was going to happen at least it happened early. It sounds like they are working on fixing the issue right now and hopefully they will be able to get it back up and running shortly ...
  • 06.01.09
    Project Natal: Everything That Is Wrong With Gaming E3 09, NamelessTed's Blog | (4)
    It has been a pretty popular rumor for quite a while that Microsoft was going to be announcing a new camera based motion controller at E3 and it is finally here, Project Natal. Before I say anything else you first need to watch the intro video that Microsoft played to get an idea at what Nintendo is trying to accomplish with Natal. Also not the disclaimer at the beginning of the video that says, "Product vision: actual features and functionality may vary." So there you have it, Project Natal, ugh. What the fuck is Microsoft thinking? I know that the Wii ...
  • 05.24.09
    Fable 2 Can Shove It NamelessTed's Blog | (0)
    Seriously, why do you do this to me Molyneux. Overall I really enjoyed Fable 2 and had a lot of fun playing the game but the achievements frustrate me to no end and I want my fucking dog back. I play through the whole game as a good character, and then I choose "The Sacrifice" option to continue on my quest to be good but I lose my dog forever. At the time losing my dog didn't seem like it would have been the worst thing, I thought maybe I could get a new dog or that it didn't matter much. ...
  • 05.10.09
    Ara Loves Shitty Tacos Ara's Blog, Blogs | (0)
    You might be wondering what this post has to do with video games, and why you're staring at an image of what appears to be regurgitated bovine cud nestled within a greasy tortilla shell. I'm not going to dignify your silly obsession with video games, but I will expand your previously bedridden mind and culture with this exposition of why the shit sandwich you see here is just so awesome. This, my friends, is a taco from Jack In The Box. Yes, the only fast food drive through open all the time, that willingly serves you what you see above with ...