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E3 09

  • 06.02.09
    People are still playing Halo E3 09 | (0)
    Three times round the convention center and I've got say, not a lot to be impressed with. I'm wondering if this is the common cosensus, cause there's not a lot of people waiting in lines for the games. In fact the only game that's really drawing a crowd is Halo: ODST... I'm almost tempted to get in line to see if I'm missing something, it's still just halo, right? Let me check... Yep still just fucking halo, oh wait! ... They added a visor. Bungie, you're officially on my list of people who need to get smacked with an "originality ...
  • 06.02.09
    Uncharted 2, video in your face E3 09, Featured | (1)
    This post is mostly for Cory's benefit. Since he's suffering from SIV and couldn't make it to the Sony press briefing, I had to record this video for him. He's kind of a fan. Let us know in the comments if you like it when we grab footage for you. We know the quality isn't perfect, but do you want more?
  • 06.02.09
    Tomorrow is gonna hurt! E3 09 | (0)
    Ten mins on the floor and were almost booked solid! Square, konami, valve (l4d 2 Woot!), rb beatles, etc... So today were gonna do our best to score some silly pics and play some gaMes. Keep posted today we go griefing, cause tomorrow we have to be journalists!
  • 06.02.09
    Enter all ye who abandon hope. E3 09 | (0)
    Ok so josh and I have made it to the convention center and were about 8 mins from the inevitable stampede of electronics and b.o. To my left a group of drunken developers from ea are entertAining the masses with a throaty rendition Hungry like the wolf. Looks like were all ready to go . *update* Were in!
  • 06.02.09
    I want a TV show E3 09 | (0)
    As much as I like Adam Sessler (he really is a good guy), seeing him just makes me angry. Why don't I get my own show? I bet if I had my own show, we would have had more than one person invited to Sony's press briefing... whah. PS - Cory's still a pussy.
  • 06.02.09
    Sony knows how to kiss ass E3 09 | (0)
    Clearly, Cory is a moron for skipping this event. Free food and booze, just in time for what is sure to be a greatly mediocre product display.
  • 06.02.09
    Sony is a bunch of Nazis (how to sneak into a Sony event) E3 09, Featured | (4)
    We're just like you, man. We come down to these conferences, and we spend our time trying to figure out how to get into the cool events. So when I got an invite to the Sony press briefing and Cory didn't, we had to find a way. Josh? Fuck Josh. He wanted to sleep anyway. This is our guide for how to sneak into shit. And don't think it doesn't work. It's totally gonna work. I'm writing this before the fact, but you won't read it until after we're in. Continue Reading...
  • 06.01.09
    Destructoid Party Bitches E3 09 | (0)
    You wish you were here bitches.
  • 06.01.09
    Project Natal: Everything That Is Wrong With Gaming E3 09, NamelessTed's Blog | (4)
    It has been a pretty popular rumor for quite a while that Microsoft was going to be announcing a new camera based motion controller at E3 and it is finally here, Project Natal. Before I say anything else you first need to watch the intro video that Microsoft played to get an idea at what Nintendo is trying to accomplish with Natal. Also not the disclaimer at the beginning of the video that says, "Product vision: actual features and functionality may vary." So there you have it, Project Natal, ugh. What the fuck is Microsoft thinking? I know that the Wii ...
  • 06.01.09
    Microsoft Steals a Move from Sony’s Playbook E3 09, Featured | (0)
    Although I know better, I'd like to say that we come to these conventions with open minds and the pure absence of cynicism usually reserved for a newborn. Of course, I've been to enough of these things and had my heart broken enough to know that I can't take what they say at face value. Sony, I'm looking at you. Microsoft had a lot to show at their press briefing today. A lot of it was cool - Rock Band: Beatles seems more interesting than expected, Joy Ride will definitely be more popular than anyone is willing to believe, Left 4 ...