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  • 02.04.10
    Darksiders: Stolen Goods or Lost Treasure? Featured, Reviews | (1)
    Vigil Games first release is a lot of things. It is a little bit of the Legend of Zelda. It has parts of God of War and Devil May Cry. It has elements borrowed from the Warcraft universe and even the teleport gun from Portal. Heck even the basis of the story and “The Four Horsemen” is an adaption. Yep, that’s right, straight from the song of the same title from Metallica’s debut album Kill ‘Em All. Continue Reading...
  • 12.18.09
    Review: Super Mario Kart Featured, Reviews | (2)
    Nintendo recently released the first game in the Mario Kart series to its Virtual Console download service for the Wii. Super Mario Kart fills one of the last holes in the SNES Virtual Console marketplace leaving only the likes of Starfox and Earthbound being demanded by old school SNES fans. While Super Mario Kart was one of the great games for the SNES, it did not age nearly as well as games like Super Mario World, Super Metroid, or The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Continue Reading...
  • 07.07.09
    NeoTokyo Review – NOW WITH VIDEO! Reviews | (2)
    [note from NamelessTed] So Puppetpallmich is our newest contributor on the site. Last week he decided that he would like to start doing video reviews and other video content. He decided as his first video he would do NeoTokyo and then Josh posted his fine piece of work on Saturday and Puppet was disheartened. At this point I told Puppet to make the video anyways, and so he has. I would also like to let everybody know that Puppet is a complete tool and has no idea how to use WordPress or embed a very simple Youtube video.
  • 07.04.09
    Review: NeoTokyo – PC Featured, Reviews | (0)
    Neotokyo released today, and boy is it swell. For those who aren't in the know, Neotokyo is a Half-Life 2 mod which has been in the making for 5 years or so. Here's the description: NEOTOKYO° takes place in and around a fictionalized Tokyo approximately 30 years in the future. Mankind has begun to fuse with technology. Government and corporate corruption have transformed Tokyo into a deadly dystopian nightmare. After a near-successful military coup by ranking members of Jinrai, the National Security Force (NSF) is formed - answering directly to the Prime Minister, it's mission is to investigate and ...
  • 06.17.09
    Monkey in the Marketplace – Magic: The Gathering – XBL Featured, Reviews | (1)
    Hello readers! This is the first installment of what I hope to make a weekly article or set of articles in this case, in which I will cover new entries to the XBOX Live Arcade, Wii Virtual Console and Playstation Network. I will go a little into what games are coming out, what you are getting for your money and maybe even give you a mini- review, if I am so inclined. If I miss a game or you want me to go back and smack a game in the face with my fiery opinions of JUSTICE, speak up in ...
  • 06.16.09
    Review: Paper Toss – iPhone Reviews | (1)
    So today happens to be an extremely slow news day, and you know what happens on extremely slow news days? IPHONE APP REVIEWS!!! Today we'll look at Paper Toss by Backflip Studios, currently the #1 Free App on the App Store. Of course we can't just do a normal review, that would be too boring! Today's review is done in the style of a game journalist who goes off on tangents. Continue Reading...
  • 05.27.09
    Review: Kitten Jump – iPhone Featured, Reviews | (4)
    Today we're looking at 'Kitten Jump', the ultimate feline platformer available for the iPhone (or iTouch if you're not so cool). First off, if you're reading this and you don't have an iPhone, fuck off. I'm glad we got that out of the way. Kitten Jump is a simple game, you jump on clouds in order to increase your score whilst moving towards the heavens. For each cloud that you jump on you gain a point, while jumping on butterflies doubles your score. The clouds also start moving horizontally and get smaller the higher you go, so the ...