Nintendo 3DS is announced. Yay.

So yeah, Nintendo finally-officially announced pricing and a release date for their eye holocaust machine…eh, I mean the 3DS. Slated to drop on March 25th in the UK and March 27th in North America the Nintendo 3DS will retail at $249.99, which is right around where everyone expected. It will launch in two FAB-U-LOUS colors, Aqua Blue and Cosmo Black, and will ship with own charging cradle and 2GB SD Card.

With up to 30 titles being promised by June, I can’t wait to see the line of crying, sticky-fingered, shit-covered children that tantrum their way into getting one of these things. The numbers are just going to be stupid or something. Personally, I hope all those kids go blind and their parents sue Nintendo. Then all the lawsuits cause Nintendo to file bankruptcy, and after winning all that money all the parents are involved in a horrible car crash ala Twisted Metal-style. That’s the only way I feel I’m going to get justice for having to wake up so fucking early and write this shit. Goddammit, I need a new gig, Troll… out.