Gaming, Porn, & Synergy: Playboy does Bayonetta (poorly)

Gaming, Porn, & Synergy: Playboy does Bayonetta (poorly)

Just as American Idol attracts a subset of “singers” who have no business performing in public, Playboy is inundated with audition photos from women who simply shouldn’t be seen in public. Those are the girls Playboy puts in gaming shoots.

But there’s a more important question to be asked. Push yourself past the apparent fact that the girls used for Playboy’s Bayonetta lookalike contest are straight out of the trailer park (I know it’s hard, but try). Instead, ask yourself this: Did Sega pay to have this content produced as a means of disguised advertising, or is this collaboration between Sega and Playboy a pro bono job? Comment away.

As my gift to you, I’ve embedded the B-movie video clips of each Bayonetta below. I hope you like lollipops.
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Posted By:  Alon

Belisle does Bayonetta

Belisle does Bayonetta

Verse I

First of all, I had to say that when I heard the premise of this game I was really turned off. A witch that has guns on the heels of her shoes, who casts spells with her hair. I stopped reading after that. Immediately I dismissed this game as a pure pile of crap based on that concept alone. Imagine my surprise when my roommate showed up with the game a few days ago. I couldn’t not talk shit to him, I mean, what kind of idiot picks up this crap… then he started playing. Continue reading…

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Posted By:  Belisle


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