Rachel! New Vanquish Gameplay!

Sega released new screens and video of Platinum Games‘ upcoming release, Vanquish. Despite the terrifyingly bad Christian Bale voice acting, seeing this game in action has seriously given me hope for the future of innovative game design. Platinum Games appears to have, once again, made bullet ballet a smooth flowing work of art. New screen shots after the jump. Continue reading…

Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Return to the Second Dimension

Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Return to the Second Dimension

Sega recently announced what many gamers have been hoping for years: a return to the 2D roots of the series. After years of failures in the 3D realm, Sega has made the move back to the fast paced 2D side scrollers that put them on the map as a console maker. Before you go getting too excited and all nostalgic, let me remind you that even this switch back to 1991 is going to suck. When is the last time that you dusted off your Genesis or hell even bought one the old titles on the current generation of consoles download services? Continue reading…

Gaming, Porn, & Synergy: Playboy does Bayonetta (poorly)

Gaming, Porn, & Synergy: Playboy does Bayonetta (poorly)

Just as American Idol attracts a subset of “singers” who have no business performing in public, Playboy is inundated with audition photos from women who simply shouldn’t be seen in public. Those are the girls Playboy puts in gaming shoots.

But there’s a more important question to be asked. Push yourself past the apparent fact that the girls used for Playboy’s Bayonetta lookalike contest are straight out of the trailer park (I know it’s hard, but try). Instead, ask yourself this: Did Sega pay to have this content produced as a means of disguised advertising, or is this collaboration between Sega and Playboy a pro bono job? Comment away.

As my gift to you, I’ve embedded the B-movie video clips of each Bayonetta below. I hope you like lollipops.
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