All right! Stop whatcha doin’ ’cause Valve’s about to ruin the plans that you had for the weekend! Okay, that wasn’t nearly as smooth as I intended, but FUCK IT, TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY!!! Valve, god bless their capatalistic asses, have decided to give the world what its been demanding… PORTAL 2, EARLY!!! How you ask? Why it’s simple, and quite probably the solution to every problem in the universe… JUST THROW A BUNCH OF MONEY AT IT! The deal works like this; you jump on Steam, pick up the The Potato Sack indie bundle, play the shit out of those games, and tell lots of friends to do the same. The more peeps we get playing, the faster this counter (http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/) drops and the quicker I get to be playing.
I’m not sure how many people correlate to what percentage of time is taken off the clock, so we all need to get on this! My best guess is that it’ll unlock sometime tonight if you’ve pre-ordered. So enough talk, just get out there and play, I’m tired of waiting… I want to see my Chell again… I miss her, and I heard she once go busy in a Burger King bathroom. What a freak.